It is time. The Time of The Telling is upon us,
for tonight when the moone is big and red and full,
it is All Story’s Eve!
It is on this kind of a night that we gather as a Village
that we may unite and together tell the tale at the root of all tales,
to share in the singing of the story beneath all stories,
to bask in glorious wonderment at the power of this ur-myth
and the mysterious creature that is its namesake, known to us only as …
BABY MAN
june 11 — 8:30pm
june 12 — 7pm
june 13 — 7pm
june 18 — 8:30pm
june 19 — 7pm
june 20 — 7pm
june 25 — 8:30pm
june 26 — 7pm
june 27 — 7pm
BABY MAN
BABY MAN is a highly interactive, absurdist musical-comedy folk-telling from the mind of danthony. The production, directed by SARAH LEW, is is doing a run of shows in STUDIO B at a pop-up theater complex called 2ND PLACE STUDIOS as part of the HOLLYWOOD FRINGE FESTIVAL. The venue is located on the hollywood walk of fame right by THE STARS OF PEE WEE HERMAN AND DR. SEUSS. The theater and this production are made possible by the support of MIRTH ARTS FOUNDATION, its board, volunteers and donors.
BABY MAN
credits
written by danthony
directed by sarah lew
produced by danthony, sarah lew and zoë randall
cast
the story shepherd — danthony
the story apprentice — andrew sommerville
crew
art direction by sarah lew
baby man costume by emma bradford
story shepherd’s cloak by david nast cole
all other costumes and props by sarah lew
technical diretion by danthony
lighting design by zack guiler
sound design by sarah lew and danthony
is a musical and comedic entertainer
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Would you like a cupcake? I made a cake for you Yes, i'd like a cupcake OK, that's cool Consent Consent Can I offer you a warm embrace? You're looking sad and blue You're my boss, this is a work place I'm not sad, that's my work face So, no That's cool too Consent Consent It's really not so hard to understand An offer means the option to say yes or no Or I don't know which means no Otherwise it's a demand, a command And that's just pretty rude of you unless We're doing a sexy role play Yes And you've the verbal OK Yes And this is how we like to foreplay Yes I dress up like an amish lady Yes Straw broom sweeping the foyer Yes Then you bust through the doorway Yes Making a humble girl horny Yes When I see how you are dressed like a Robot Man Half man, half machine Robot Man And i'm your amish sex slave queen Robot Man The ultimate taboo You're a Robot Man Got me shakin' in my humble boots Won't you show me your forbidden fruits? Your digital dick and your robot balls They got me going crazy Digital dick and your robot balls I'm an amish lady Digital dick and your robot balls Making me so scared and horny Digital dick and your robot balls They are so smooth and shiny You lay me in a bale of hay And then you sweetly say Would you like some robot sex I'm offering to pleasure you? I appreciate and accept your offer of robot sex Okay, that is cool It's really not so hard to understand Consent
Would you like a cupcake? I made a cake for you Yes, i'd like a cupcake OK, that's cool Consent Consent Can I offer you a warm embrace? You're looking sad and blue You're my boss, this is a work place I'm not sad, that's my work face So, no That's cool too Consent Consent It's really not so hard to understand An offer means the option to say yes or no Or I don't know which means no Otherwise it's a demand, a command And that's just pretty rude of you unless We're doing a sexy role play Yes And you've the verbal OK Yes And this is how we like to foreplay Yes I dress up like an amish lady Yes Straw broom sweeping the foyer Yes Then you bust through the doorway Yes Making a humble girl horny Yes When I see how you are dressed like a Robot Man Half man, half machine Robot Man And i'm your amish sex slave queen Robot Man The ultimate taboo You're a Robot Man Got me shakin' in my humble boots Won't you show me your forbidden fruits? Your digital dick and your robot balls They got me going crazy Digital dick and your robot balls I'm an amish lady Digital dick and your robot balls Making me so scared and horny Digital dick and your robot balls They are so smooth and shiny You lay me in a bale of hay And then you sweetly say Would you like some robot sex I'm offering to pleasure you? I appreciate and accept your offer of robot sex Okay, that is cool It's really not so hard to understand Consent
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This is the life This is the life This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Tommy Bahama's story began as a regular man With an indoor tan And a grey sedan Tommy Bahama saw that we could all have so much more He opened the door And he gave up his life in a great war This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Beach umbrellas Folding chairs Everybody's getting jealous of how we're living out here Piña coladas Tequila and squirt Like a sweat lodge yurt So hot that it hurt in my thick silk shirt You may not know that Tommy Bahama was a real man With a real tan and a sweet van This is the life Tommy Bahama walked the streets in bare feets Eating tropical sweets like coconut meats This is the life Tommy Bahama lived for the smell of coconut shrimp He made candles of coconut shrimp and perfumes of shrimp This is the life Tommy Bahama made silk shirts of the thickest silk Unbreathable silk He kinda ruined silk This is the life This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Oh Tommy, sometimes it seems nobody knows or cares What you gave up so we could lounge on a Tuesday in your beach chairs We never have to work again now The weekend never ends now Coconut shrimp, coconut shrimp I'm covering my whole body in perfume made of coconut shrimp! This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Tommy Bahama is survived by his wife Tammy Bahama And daughter Tammy, Jr. That's right, in this life "junior" is non-gender-specific Tommy Bahama is survived by his sons "The Bahama Boys", Timmy and Toby Bahama Tommy Bahama is survived by the Bahama chihuahuas Timmy, Jr. Bahama and Barack "The Chihuahua" Obama Bahama This is the life This is the life
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